There's a proud new owner of The Whizzinator
Per Sean Jensen the St. Paul Pioneer Press, a sports bar owner won the auction on Friday to purchase "The Original Whizzinator" for a cool $750.
Former Vikings running back Onterrio Smith made the Whizzinator famous when he was caught with one at the Minneapolis-St. Paul International Airport in May 2005. He was suspended for the 2005 season by the NFL and released by the Vikings in April 2006.
So, why did the sports bar owner bid on the Whizzinator?
To put it in a display case next to jerseys of Adrian Peterson and Justin Morneau, of course. What else would you do with it?
"I want to be the new training camp headquarters for the Vikings," said Matt Little, the owner of Buster's Sports Bar & Grill in Mankato (MN). "I got a guy who knows Onterrio, so we want to do a reunion. How classic would that be?"
According to Wikipedia, "the Whizzinator comes as a kit complete with dried urine and syringe, heater packs (to keep the urine at body temperature), a false penis (available in several skin tones including white, tan, latino, brown, and black) and instruction manual."
As owner of the Whizzinator with the last name Little, it seems like the possibility for jokes is endless.
Former Vikings running back Onterrio Smith made the Whizzinator famous when he was caught with one at the Minneapolis-St. Paul International Airport in May 2005. He was suspended for the 2005 season by the NFL and released by the Vikings in April 2006.
So, why did the sports bar owner bid on the Whizzinator?
To put it in a display case next to jerseys of Adrian Peterson and Justin Morneau, of course. What else would you do with it?
"I want to be the new training camp headquarters for the Vikings," said Matt Little, the owner of Buster's Sports Bar & Grill in Mankato (MN). "I got a guy who knows Onterrio, so we want to do a reunion. How classic would that be?"
According to Wikipedia, "the Whizzinator comes as a kit complete with dried urine and syringe, heater packs (to keep the urine at body temperature), a false penis (available in several skin tones including white, tan, latino, brown, and black) and instruction manual."
As owner of the Whizzinator with the last name Little, it seems like the possibility for jokes is endless.
